Mar 092012
Joke No1
An eight year old boy says to his dad: “When I grow up I want to be a musician”.
“I’m sorry but you can’t have it both ways” reply father
Joke No2
How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty!
One to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list!!!
Joke No3
What is a difference between a violin and a viola?
A viola burns longer!
