Joke No1

An eight year old boy says to his dad: “When I grow up I want to be a musician”.

“I’m sorry but you can’t have it both ways” reply father

Joke No2

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty!

One to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list!!!

Joke No3

What is a difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer!

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