Mar 202012
Joke No1
A musician calls the orchestra office. asks for the conductor and is told that he is dead.
The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.
She ask why he keeps calling.
“I just like to hear you say it.”
Joke No2
How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five.
One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.
Joke No3
What’s the definition of a minor second?
Two flutes playing a unison or flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.
Joke No4
What is perfect pitch on a flute?
When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.
