Apr 092012
Joke No1
How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.
Joke No2
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a “tuba glue.”
Joke No3
What do you call a male quartet? Three men and a tenor.
Joke No4
What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A trombone will bend before it breaks.