Apr 232012
Joke No1
What’s the definition of a nerd?
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Joke No2
Why do clarinettists leave their cases on the dashboard?
So they can park in the handicap zones.
Joke No3
What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
Gifted.
Joke No4
is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
Joke No5
How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
You can almost hear them.
Joke No6
How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?
You can’t!
