What’s the definition of a nerd?
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Why do clarinettists leave their cases on the dashboard?
So they can park in the handicap zones.
What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
You can almost hear them.
How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?