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		<title>Music Jokes for 28/01/2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 06:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A chain saw has a dynamic range.
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Joke No2
What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? Their personality.
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Joke No3
If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2013/01/music-jokes-for-28012013/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 22/01/2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2013 04:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don&#8217;t have to be very good to get people&#8217;s attention.
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Joke No2
What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? Violists.
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Joke No3
A BASS PLAYER walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2013/01/music-jokes-for-22012013/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 19/01/2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 08:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he&#8217;d already done the sharps and flats.
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Joke No2
What do you say to the bass player in the three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise.
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What do you get if you throw a piano down a <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2013/01/music-jokes-for-19012013/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>ALLEVA COPPOLO bass guitars</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 04:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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1245 West 9th Street Upland, CA 91786-5706 jimmy@allevacoppolo.com Phone: (909) 981-9019


 





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		<title>Music Jokes for 16/01/2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 05:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent? A snake in the brass!
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Joke No2
1st man: &#8220;My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o&#8217;clock this morning!&#8221; 2nd man: &#8220;Did they wake you?&#8221; 1st man: &#8220;Nah&#8230; I was up playing my bass guitar.
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How many bass players does it take to <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2013/01/music-jokes-for-16012013/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>MTD Kingston Z6 Series Bass Guitar</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2012 09:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Tobias Design, also known as MTD, have been manufacturing uniquely high-quality bass guitars for almost twenty years and its direct predecessor, Tobias Guitars, was originally founded in 1977. In their small workshop at Woodstock, New York, Tobias himself along with two helpers make around ten bass guitars every month but access to this quality <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/08/mtd-kingston-z6-series-bass-guitar/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 26/04/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 03:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
I don&#8217;t want the neighbors to think I&#8217;m employing corporal punishment, dear.
Joke No2
What&#8217;s the definition of perfect pitch?
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Joke No3
What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/04/music-jokes-for-26042012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 25/04/20112</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it&#8217;s electrified.
Joke No2
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.
Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
Joke No3
Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
Saves time.
Joke No4
Tuba Player: <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/04/music-jokes-for-250420112/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 23/04/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 04:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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What&#8217;s the definition of a nerd?
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Joke No2
Why do clarinettists leave their cases on the dashboard?
So they can park in the handicap zones.
Joke No3
What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
Gifted.
Joke No4
is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/04/music-jokes-for-23042012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 11/04/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.
Joke No2
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a &#8220;tuba glue.&#8221;
 Joke No3
What do you call a male quartet? Three men and a tenor.
Joke No4
What is the difference between <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/04/music-jokes-for-11042012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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