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		<title>Music Jokes for 26/04/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 03:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?
I don&#8217;t want the neighbors to think I&#8217;m employing corporal punishment, dear.
Joke No2
What&#8217;s the definition of perfect pitch?
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Joke No3
What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/04/music-jokes-for-26042012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 25/04/20112</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it&#8217;s electrified.
Joke No2
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.
Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
Joke No3
Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?
Saves time.
Joke No4
Tuba Player: <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/04/music-jokes-for-250420112/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 23/04/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 04:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
What&#8217;s the definition of a nerd?
Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Joke No2
Why do clarinettists leave their cases on the dashboard?
So they can park in the handicap zones.
Joke No3
What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
Gifted.
Joke No4
is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/04/music-jokes-for-23042012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 11/04/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.
Joke No2
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a &#8220;tuba glue.&#8221;
 Joke No3
What do you call a male quartet? Three men and a tenor.
Joke No4
What is the difference between <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/04/music-jokes-for-11042012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 21/03/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 04:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room?
They never know when to come in!
Joke No2
When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he know the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-jokes-for-21032012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 20/03/2012</title>
		<link>http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-jokes-for-20032012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 00:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
A musician calls the orchestra office. asks for the conductor and is told that he is dead.
The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.
She ask why he keeps calling.
&#8220;I just like to hear you say it.&#8221;
Joke No2
How many alto sax players does it take to change a light <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-jokes-for-20032012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 17/03/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 05:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke no1
What&#8217;s musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?
A barrel organ!
&#160;
Joke No2
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.
Person 2: Yes, but it&#8217;s much more terrible if he doesn&#8217;t realize it.
Joke No3
How many  bass players does it take to change light bulb?
Six.
One to change <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-jokes-for-17032012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 12/03/2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 03:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
What is the definition of an optimist?
An Accordion player with a pager&#62;
Joke No2
What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?
Half a measure.
Joke No3
What&#8217;s definition of a nerd?
someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Joke No4
Why can&#8217;t you hear a viola on a digital recording?
recording technology has reached <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-jokes-for-12032012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Joke for 11/03/2012</title>
		<link>http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-joke-for-11032012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 11:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the beginning there was a bass.
It was a Fender probably a Precision, but it could have been a Jazz&#8212;&#8211;nobody knows.
Anyway, it was very old…definitely pre-CBS.
And God looked down upon it and saw that it was good. He saw that it was very good, in fact, and couldn&#8217;t be improved upon at all (although men <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-joke-for-11032012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Music Jokes for 10/03/2012</title>
		<link>http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-jokes-for-10032012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 04:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke No1
Why is a Violinist like a Scud Missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate!!!
Joke No2
There&#8217;s a five dollar note on the floor.
Of a trash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time and a drummer who keeps bad time, who picks it up?
The drummer who keeps a bad time.
The other drummer doesn&#8217;t exist and the trash guitarist doesn&#8217;t <a href='http://www.bassguitar-lessons.com/blog/2012/03/music-jokes-for-10032012/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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